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Daily problems with the english language"You know, there´s that.... that...."Daily problems with the english language by YoshiKyubi
Damn I know the german word but not the english word what do I do know...
".... eehhh....that... thingy... thing... stuff. You know the thing that makes things... flat."
- "You mean a compactor?"
".... if it´s a thing that makes things flat, yes."
"I need to know the english word for "Rasenmäher." "
- gets a dictionary and searches the word -
"Lawn mower alright"
- puts dictionary away, gets pen again and wants to finish the sentence -
" ... "I went outside and took the" ..... what was the word again?! F*CK YOU BRAIN!"
- has to search the word again -
"How do I pronounce that?"
- "No, Squirrel."
" Squirl... no... Sqirrl... Squi... Squirrel."
- "Yes, you got it!"
"Who the f*ck names that animal like that in english?!"
*f*cks up the sentence order and tense and verbs and literally all sentence structure on a daily basis*
"I´m sorry for this. Eng
More to Come, More to LoveMore to comeMore to Come, More to Love by growinluvhandles
More to love
More potbellies bulging seductively
More love handles to lovingly handle
More expanding muffintops to nibble
More inches on the measuring tape
More pounds on the scale
More softening fat bottoms to sit upon
More comfortable living
More people becoming fluffier everyday
More size acceptance
More tubby tolerance
More self-loving wonders
More deliciously sinful food to enjoy
More freedom from guilt and shame
More liberation of libidos
More opening of minds
More unshackling of hearts
More release from constraints
More living large
More emancipation of bodies
More sleeping in
More breakfast in bed
More letting oneself go
More unbuttoning of pants
More flab enveloping abs
More thickening of thighs
More softening of faces
More doubling of chins
More dimpling of cheeks
More fine fat rolls
More cinnamon rolls
More buttery dinner rolls
More swiss chocolate rolls
More ice cream
More biscuits and gravy
More bread and
Twisting the Knife Chp 18: Hanji Knows Best...?Twisting the Knife Chp 18: Hanji Knows Best...? by TaoAndThen
“OK Saskia, from the beginning.” Hanji handed her a cup of tea but she shook her head in refusal.
“I don’t know if I should be handling anything fragile at the current.” Saskia lifted up her hands and watched as they trembled like the earth beneath a stampede.
“Fair, fair.” Hanji sat down at her office desk chair and turned to face Saskia who was curled up on her couch. “Before you get into any of the ‘not wanting to be in love’, tell me how all of this started.” Hopefully we can have a happy ending. I don’t care about this ‘want’ of yours. It’s not what you need. Not if you want to be happy.
“Remember when we used to fight all the time? Fist fights? Well, we kissed, rather I kissed him-”
“You what?!” she exclaimed leaning forward eagerly. Saskia shrank away in embarrassment and Hanji bopped herself on the head. “Bad Hanj
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